Saturday 13 Dec 08
Baked Forums
Greetings fuckpicks. The new forum is up, in a *chan style imageboard. I would like to point out now while you are reading this, that there are NO ADMINISTRATOR OR MODERATOR ACCOUNTS. This means that whatever you post will very likely be on there for a long, long time, and nobody can delete it. Have fun kiddos.
UPDATE. I FUCKED TEH FORUM PAST REVIVAL, BUT ALAS, I HAVE A NEW, REALLYYY SLEAK FORUM RUNNING NOW.
Thursday 11 Dec 08
Hate Page <3
So it appears as though this site has become more or less solely an internet hate machine. I expected this to happen from the start, so therefore i encourage it. Thus, I have created a Hate Page, where all things geared towards a certain 'company' (heh) will go. Also, this comes the turn of a new era. I am considering adding an anonymous forum to the Hate Page, so that people may say whatever they want about a certain 'company' and not have to face any consequence whatsoever. This must happen in order to fight the tyranny and censorship on the forum of this 'compa... fuck it, standards are too low, referring to it as a company is like referring to dog shit as gold.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
(17:34:41) Machine says: why did you delete
(17:34:47) Machine says: my efforted contribution?
(17:35:13) _____ says: cos your a retard, remember ryan i wont be afraid to get my dad to call your parents...
(17:35:33) Machine says: about what?
(17:35:36) Machine says: my contribution
(17:35:41) _____ says: being a dick
(17:35:45) _____ says: thats not contributuon
(17:35:46) Machine says: i spent like
(17:35:56) Machine says: 7 minutes of my life making something as fan art towards your game
(17:36:26) _____ says: anyway i didnt delete it
(17:36:30) Machine says: and 'being a dick' isnt a reason. i want a reason
(17:36:56) Machine says: yeah you did
(17:36:58) Machine says: its kinda not there
(17:39:16) Machine says: also, i dont appreciate being constantly threatened that you are going to call my parents
(17:39:28) Machine says: over something as trivial as a picture i drew for you
(17:39:34) _____ says: i will ryan
(17:39:50) Machine says: and say what? i drew a picture for you?
(17:40:07) _____ says: Ryan dont try and sound like your mature cos your not, you got a few screws missing and you need to sort your life out. and for fuck sake grow the fuck up
(17:40:30) Machine says: what did i do
(17:42:23) Machine says: okay, so, lets recap the situation here. Youre verbally abusing me over a stupid crappy picture i drew as fan art, in support of your forum. so because i am trying to help out, you threaten me and call me immature
(17:42:27) Machine says: this makes perfect fucking sense
(17:43:22) _____ says: it does because newcomers are going to loook at that picture and theyre gonna think awww this is crap and leave
(17:43:34) _____ says: dude blame the person who deleted it
(17:43:36) _____ says: not me
(17:44:12) Machine says: i dont care who deleted it, the fact is taht your getting angry and threatening me over a contribution i made in my own time for you
(17:44:58) _____ says: yeah ryan its not a contribution for me, its something to make ellanis fail
(17:45:02) _____ says: Im gonna ignore you now
(17:45:07) _____ says: cos your speaking shiete
(17:45:19) Machine says: because you cant justify your own argument?
(17:47:16) Machine says: and by the way, nothing personal, but your game has already failed. i cant do anything about that, and trying to blame a picture i drew for the overall failure of the game is basically showing that your having trouble accepting the reality that your game will never happen.
(17:47:19) Machine says: <3
Pic related, its a REAL LIFE PARAPLYNNNN LULZ
Monday 1 Dec 08
Denture Packs
Alas, a new game release scheme is upon us. After months of expensive, painstaking research, we here at Baked Games have come up with a release scheme that should make everyone happy. We call it the Denture Pack. Each Denture Pack will include small storyline relevant to the world of Assholeannis, but will by no means be the full game. I feel it is very important for the thousands, possibly even millions, of Assholeannis fans to have some material related to the game while waiting for the long, agonizing release.
Friday 28 Nov 08
Old games! FUCK YES!
Sup dickheads. I'm working on locating copies of my older games from back in the days of yore, before all this 'Baked Games' crap. I'm adding projects to the menu as soon as I hear there are copies in existence, and in turn adding downloads as soon as they are in my posession. And goddamnit Matthew, GIVE ME TCIF LOL.
Tuesday 25 Nov 08
DOWNLOAD IS NOW READY!
We now have a beta version of the first 2 levels up for download. Not quite sure on the system requirements, but I presume you will probably require an NVidia GeForce 7600 or higher. And probably a computer aswell.
Thursday 20 Nov 08
Assholeannis Floor Glitch
Finally, after like 2 days of work ive fixed the platform bug that stopped the character in midair after colliding with the bottom of a platform. The problem was caused because I, being a dumbass, made the character move upwards when there was a collision with the floor within a certain radius. Being a retard, It had completely slipped my mind that the radius covers the whole object, and so collisions with objects above behave in the same way, thus moving the character into an invalid position as it was colliding with the floor. Anyways, problem solved. DEVELOPEMENT PUSHES ON!
